wow this is going to require some explanation so here we go:
for the past however many hours i’ve basically been stalking you all and your about me pages to match you each with a barbie. some of these are a little abstract okay but i think it works. to make it easy i will start at the top
- ashlee: the shop-a-holic barbie
- alisson: the barbie who touched louis’ ass
- golnaz: the barbie cat… meow
- lucy: the barbie with the harry styles connections (what a cute couple pic of you two omg♡)
- michaela: the sassy fucker barbie who doesn’t take your shit ok
- annie: the barbie who is swimming in the mainstream… ya feel?
- achi: the half ed sheeran half taylor swift barbie (this is totally from your about me)
- lauren: the thirsty barbie ooh la la
- andrea: the cheerleader barbie who ships niley yay
- caitlin: the barbie who loves ramen noodles (s a m e)
enjoy this guys omg